#MATTY PLEASEEEEE

[alwyswnadie]

THE SLICKED BACK HAIR AND TANK TOP IM FUCKING SICK

[god-has-entered-my-body]

girl, so gay

[squanxh]

well yes!

[nowshesdoingitallthetime]

[hockeygirl101]

Wish it landed in my mouth :(

chris kreider threw matthew’s mouthguard into the crowd😭

[stilessp]

matt sturniolo bsf x fem reader

warnings: smut, fingering, dry humping, oral, choking, alcohol

summary: yn and her best friend matt plan on going to a party but do they make it ?

*DO NOT COPY OR TRANSLATE MY WORK*

your sat in matt’s room waiting for him to come back with your drink “hey here you go” he says smiling “thank you” as you grab it off him “so do you wanna go to that party on the beach ?” he says taking a sip “yes it should be fun i’m pretty sure everyone’s going” you say smiling “okay should we do shots before we leave?” you whip your head to face him “is that even a question matt?” he smiles “true come help me” you both walk down to the kitchen, he grabs the vodka and orange juice for a chaser and lines up 10 shot glasses “matt are you trying to kill me” you say laughing “no yn 5 each” he says laughing at you “oh thank god” you say helping matt pour them “okay are you ready” you say looking at matt “first to finish all 5?” he says smirking “game on” “3…2…1…GO!” you and matt gagging after the first, your throat burning like hell “help this burns” matt says looking at u while chugging the orange juice

after finishing the shots you and matt take the bottle upstairs with 2 glasses and lemonade and pour yourself a drink “matt help me pour pleaseeeee” you say already abit drunk “ofc baby” he says so calmly but your face goes red why did he just cal me baby you think but you soon forget when he hands you the drink “thank you matty” you say looking up at him through ur eyelashes “what music should i put on?” you look at him thinking “ooo i know frank ocean” he laughs and puts it on you start slow dancing around his bedroom with your drink in your hand he gets up to dance with you, when you guys are drunk you get pretty touchy but nothing has ever gone further but you are quite flirty when your sober aswell.

he grabs your waist and grinds up behind you while you push your ass on his crotch and grinding to the music he comes close to you ear and whispers “hm you look so pretty grinding on me like that princess” you just turn and face him but he picks you up by your thighs and he sits on the bed with you on his lap his hands now on your hips “you wanna do that again huh” he says looking at you as you start to roll your hips and put your hands on his shoulders, he’s grunting and panting underneath you “hm keep going baby” he says as you speed up, you pull his joggers down and you pull off your shorts under your dress both in your underwear you sit back on his lap and roll your hips back and forth on his clothed cock “hm matty your so good for me” you say moaning and moving your hips even faster “yn i’m gunna c-um” matt says moaning loud grabbing your hips pushing you down but you stop “not yet matty i want you to fuck me baby” you didn’t even blink and he was on top of you with his tip by your entrance “hmm someone’s eager huh” you say smiling at him “shut up princess” he says before shoving his dick in you earning a loud pornographic moan for your mouth eyes rolled back as he fucks in to you at such a fast speed you though you were gunna burst “matt-yy your cock is go good hm why haven’t we done this before” you say moaning loudly in his ear “baby i’ve wanted to fuck you for so long” matt says moaning in your ear quietly “matt i’m gu-nnna” you came and after a few more thrusts matt was cumming and grunting in your ear.

you both flop on the bed trying to catch your breaths looking at eachother in shock you just did that but it just felt so right “i think that was the best sex i’ve ever had” matt says with a little chuckle turning his head to face you “fuck yes that was amazing” you say before cuddling matt before you both fell asleep

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hope you enjoyed if it doesn’t make sense lmk!!

[the1975attheirverybest]

Halla I hope for your sake and mine you have not been forced to go down the ts/matty getting back together bc he recently bought a guitar and the serial number on the guitar is her birthday. How these things find me I do not know

WHAAATTT AHAHAHHA PLEASEEEEE!!!! How do we even know this? Cmon that’s gotta be a coincidence??? Lmaooo

[gabriellereed]

Selene exhales around a grin, gives the side of his face an obnoxious pat.

"Best friend who I am not related to."

It was hard to explain to people— the dynamic she shared with Mateo, how she felt closer to him than with her own siblings. But it simply made sense. All those times she produced a granola bar from her purse for him during family vacations, knowing he would be hungry, knowing the others would ignore him, sweeter than all the other cousins, softer, all those times the pair sat together after dinner in silent comfort after one of them had been chastised. Their families were often ... distinctly unwarm. No amass of wealth could fix that, and Selene thought it was only natural she feel an almost maternal protectiveness over her youngest cousin.

Even now, surrounded by these coke-fiending opportunists.

'Sounds like she's too far gone.'

After briefly despairing about her influence — Matty had even thrown his arms up in hopelessness — Selene receives the answer she'd been fishing for.

'You brought her to the right place. I can absolutely show her the right way to party. You know. The Matty Method.'

And that's all the answer she needs; Selene hooks her arm through Matty's own and begins to tug him in the direction of her best friend. Her free elbow rises, extends, to help part the throng of revelers.

"And I'm sure she'll find the, uh, 'Matty Method' incredibly enlightening."

Yes, she thinks, please help her party! That's why she's here! This isn't a calculated set-up on my part or anything. Of course.

It doesn't take long to locate her. Selene is smiling the second they make eye contact, wrangling Matty into Gabi's field of vision with a particular glint in her eye.

"This is my little cousin, and tonight's host. Matty, this is Gabi."

And. Well.

It seems like Selene had neglected to mention everything— sure, she had told her that Matty was always surrounded by someone, always at the center of the ring of revelers, never short on friends, but. But!

Selene had never said her cousin looked like that. Tan. Tall. Leanly muscled, like an endurance Olympian, like a soccer player or some field athlete who got all golden and sweaty in the sun.

Gabi studies him, the missing button, the hair that fell in disheveled perfection, and then feels a pang of guilt for finding her best friend's cousin so fucking hot. Gorgeous, really. He was the sort of dreamboat they centered collegiate party movies around.

She scrambles for her manners, chastises herself for this train of thought.

"Thank you, seriously, for having me." In that moment, Gabi hopes her smile isn't so obvious to Selene. Was that a stab of panic in her chest? "I, uh, I think I just saw someone bury a baggie of something in one of your plants for later. Just a heads up."

Matty always had time for Selene, and by extension, her friends.

"Uhhhhhh. I thought I was your best friend?" Matty said, raising a brow, feigning a offense. Well. He supposed she could have multiple best friends, just as he did. And he was only joking, anyway.

In his drunken state, Matty wasn't too concerned with making a great first impression. This is how he spent a vast majority of his weekends when he wasn't disappointing his father and the rest of his family members. He'd learned not to care what other people thought. Either they loved him, or they didn't, and spending too much time trying to fix what couldn't be fixed was disheartening for him.

"A bulldog, eh? Super smart. Doesn't party enough…" Matt trailed off, mumbling beneath his breath. "Sounds like she's too far gone. You've influenced her too much. I'm afraid there's nothing I can do."

He raised both hands in defeat, began taking long steps backward.

He grinned.

"Nah, I'm fucking with you. You brought her to the right place. I can absolutely show her the right way to party. You know. The Matty Method."

He wiggled his eyebrows before laughing.

[lottiecrabie]

not the same anon talking about rockstar gf but that actually changed me as a woman. i have war flashbacks during my day of the part when he puts his boot between her-OMFG so good. peak writing.

huge fan of linecook matty too, i love my men greasy !!

the boot part is Undermentioned and underappreciated that shit was hot.. though it was kinda unhinged when i think about it. i truly came on this site like Here’s what you can expect of lottiecrabie🫰 did not mince my words i came out swinging😭

more greasy men pleaseeeee😁

[woah-were-halfway-there]

The leafs had their holiday party tonight so naturally I’m thinking about the Matthews fam going and all the softness and like kniesy’s girlfriend was there too so thinking about her meeting the Matthews fam and ugh just all the softness

Pleaseeeee well they def would’ve only gone if Auston was feeling better but pls maybe by now the team knows she and Auston are expecting again and so she doesn’t have to hid her lil bump. She’s in a really cute outfit and her bump is visible and that’s ok, Auston wouldn’t be able to stop looking at her while she’s over talking with some of the other wives and girlfriends. Mia would be having a great time with her guys. I think she’d be a little unsure of Santa still and wouldn’t go up to him unless Auston was with her. Pls and kniesy and his girlfriend would be watching Mia whenever they can until she’s taken by like Steph, Mitchy, Willy or Mo. They just take her back whenever they can and it leaves Carson and Auston constantly trying to figure out who she’s with and keeping track. But also Mia would have a blast hanging out with her besties, the Tavares kids too. And ok pls but thinking if this is like kniesy’s girlfriends first time at a leaf event, she’d be staying at the Matthews house too unless she and Matty didn’t want to and so she’d get the chance to know Carson a bit more before the party and maybe she’s a little nervous and asks Carson for advice about like the other girlfriends and stuff. So Carson reassures her. Just takes Mattys girlfriend under her wing completely and like tells her about the other rookies girlfriends and how they’re very nice and that she doesn’t need to worry about them. But Carson also keeps an eye on her all night just to make sure she’s ok too cause Carson knows how overwhelming it can all be especially at first

[squanxh]

Oh this is bad this is real bad…

[tillthelandslide]

Give me your opinion pleaseeeee (IA related)

[alwyswnadie]

OH MY FUCKING GOD

[toomuchracket]

i had a dream about matty last night and i blame you talking about yours (loljk). but mine was just my appendix exploding and matty was just taking care of me after, i’ve been watching too much greys.

NOT YOUR APPENDIX EXPLODING PLEASEEEEE oh my god. i had to stop watching greys after a woman literally had a baby growing on her liver or some shit and she had no idea she was pregnant because it unlocked a new fear within me. but early greys especially slaps

and yeah, i have an ask in the inbox right now about flatmate!matty taking care of you when you're sick so i'll expand on it more there. but i think matty would be really very good if you were ill - he'd be hesitant to let you do literally anything by yourself, would want to do everything for you, pestering you every 5 seconds like "are you comfy, sweetheart? do you want any food? a drink? a bath? i'd gladly wash your hair for you. or do you want a nap? you can go to sleep on me if you like". bless him. he'd baby you so much and he'd RELISH being able to do so (of course, you do the same for him in return) <3

[the1975attheirverybest]

ST: She Way Out or Head.Cars.Bending (i fucking LOVE that song)

ILWYS: This Must Be My Dream! (put some respect on her name!!)

ABIIOR: Inside Your Mind? (i listen to this album least so im a little unsure)

NOCAF: Tonight (I Wish I Was Your Boy)

BFIFAL: When We Are Together (tears. everytime)

Yesssss to Head.Cars.bending. I’m actually listening to it rn hahaha.

THIS MUST BE MY DREAM IS A MUSICAL AND LYRIC MASTERPIECE. Real talk? I don’t think Matty remembers that song even exists.

Will resist the urge to smack you for not listening to ABIIOR enough cuz Inside Your Mind is a respectable choice. I think it has a niche following who would absolutely shit themselves if it gets performed (I’m one of those people) but general not appreciated enough.

ELITE NOTES CHOICE HIGH FIVE

@trumanblackblog babe, listen. I get it. No matter what you do, people will always complain that their fave songs aren’t being performed enough or whatever. But please oh please put When We Are Together back on the setlist. JUST ONCE PLEASEEEE you can take it back off if you want. I get it. But just once please I know it would sound so good with your improved vocals pleaseeeee

[three-headed-monster]

✍ for maybe matty beniers 👀 - brandtsclarke

"i can't believe you think how i met your mother is a better tv show than friends."

"i can't believe that you think an episodiac show like friends is better than the greatest show of all time...kent even agrees."

"kent is like barney stinson okay, of course he agrees."

"pleaseeeee matty can we pleaseeee watch it."

"...hmph fine, but no more pouty faces, you know i'm weak for those"